this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
There’s an “S” under my clothes
On my chest where nobody else can see (x)